Ahmadinejad Hates Garth Brooks

I love this dude Ahmadinejad. He’s so nuts. He’s like a slightly saner version of the Taliban. He’s doing the exact same wacky things they did. Pretty soon he’ll be blowing up statues of Buddha in the desert.

I can sympathize a little though. I’ve wanted to ban Western music quite a few times myself, ever since Country got cool and “Achy Breaky Heart”.