Although I hate spammers and wish for them to die slow, agonizing, tortured deaths, I have to hand it to the creative subject lines they have come up with to get past my spam filter:

  • “I’ve been grim with my proportion lately, what and you”
  • “R u ripe for the hot weather”
  • “Ur GF not satis fied with ur size?”
  • And my personal favorite: “You furious about the immensity of ur thing”

Yes, actually, I am furious about the immensity of my thing! AAAAAAHHHH! It’s so damn IMMENSE, full of immensity, and immenseness… my thing.

Damn spammers. Burn in Hell.

—– Update —–

These were so funny I had to add them:

  • “Impede the disparaging from ur wife” (I clicked on that one)
  • “Wanna make disappear ur body fat?”
  • “get a frame like the famous people”
  • “The truereal cure for losing the pounds”
  • “Are you gratified with your unit?”