Ian bugged me about it for a month. “Do your paper Brian, do your paper. I’m not going to play squash with you unless you do your paper.”
Well, I did it.
It took all day Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. I had to cross-check references with Google Scholar many times. I had to wrack my brains thinking about how I could come up with personal examples of the April squared twelve seeds, and, of course, I had to write a lot of BS. A LOT of BS.
Final page count: 73
Final word count: 20,056
# of Cokes drunk during writing: 14
Hopefully now Ian can enjoy his vacation in Spain.
(Also, hopefully now they will let me graduate…)