So we get a lot of crappy TV here in the Netherlands. I think this “America’s Hottest Blah Blah Blah” was on a while ago in the US, but we were watching it tonight and this gem came up.

Scenario: Dorky looking guy who got rejected giving his sound bite: “Being hot is 90% mental and 20% physical.”

Lynn said: “I agree with that.”

And people say *I* have math problems.