Angry Johnny!    

(NEW!) Johnny strikes again! listen to Johnny's latest rant

Alright, so I'm sitting at work one day when I realize that my voicemail button is flashing. I casually dial in to listen to my messages, and imagine my surprise when a heavily accented Hispanic gentleman is the first message.

So at first, I thought it was all a big joke right. I mean come on, I could pick from a multitude of my friends who would call up impersonating a desperate Hispanic gardeining professional named Johnny Colon. But then I realized this guy was really serious...

And then I got verbally smacked upside the head with the follow up call which came a day later! My god, hearing this brought me back to my days in the Navy. Wait a minute... I wasn't in the Navy!

Will I ever be rid of this guy? Four months later, he decides he misses me, although he's apparently still pissed off, and wants me to call him back.

How does it end?
So who exactly IS Johnny Colon from Salinas Garden and what is the conclusion to this story? Well, I've asked people to give their opinions and here's what some have said:

•  Jack Roger's thoughts