You have to try really hard to suck as bad as I did this week. I mean, it’s like I purposefully sought out the WORST players of the entire league and put them on my team. (I didn’t by the way.) Normally you expect your players to each score between Read more
A great weight has been lifted. Last night was the final exam for my MBA Finance class. Those of you who know can understand why this class in particular would cause anxiety: it involves math. Math and I have never had a close relationship. I guess you could say it Read more
And victory edges ever closer. Thanks, once again, to Shaun Alexander, I have vanquished the Large One for another week. The standings are 8-4 and the stink of fear is palpable over the speakers when I speak with Guze on Skype. I guess it wasn’t such a smart idea to Read more
Another close one. Which I won. It was still too close to call going into the final game on Monday. I was in the awkward position of being down a fair amount of points, but still having a running back to play. Unfortunately, Guze had the kicker for the same Read more
It’s always a good idea to say thank you. And since I am in the mood after the format of my last post, I’d also like to say a big ‘thank you’ to my good friend Ian Mulvany, for taking his own time to write me a script that processes Read more
Wow, what an amazing weekend of football. Of course, I had to sit glued to my computer screen watching the stats refresh on all the games from the NFL website, but still it was exciting. First of all, Guze picked an incredible lineup. Guys who normally are a bit inconsistent, Read more
So, it begins with obesity instead of curing baldness. S’ok. It won’t be long now. I can wait a few more years. Say, three or four for more scientific discovery, two more for a specific delivery system to be perfected, then five or so human trials. Bottom line: 10 to Read more
Well, my streak had to end some time. It’s not that I picked bad people for my team, it’s just that none of them put up anything other than mediocre numbers. I bet heavily on the Giants, taking their QB, #1 running back, and #1 receiver… and was sorely disappointed. Read more
Sweet sweet victory. Special thanks to Terell Owens, whose one catch for 91 yards and a touchdown guaranteed my victory this week to go ahead 5 to 2. I think I still would have one by one point though, even without that amazing performance. Tampa Bay scoring only one point Read more