Fantasy Football – Week 19

Well, after leading by no less than 2 and mostly 3 games all season, Guze has tied it up with two weeks to go. What can I say. Manning sucked. The Colts sucked. And Delhomme and Steve Smith (Guze’s first two picks) scored almost as much as my entire team. […]

Fantasy Football – Week 18

Okay. Now I really AM worried. It seems even a 3 game lead is not cushion enough against His Bigness. Guze beat me again this week, largely because I picked Mark Brunell (going against one of the best defenses) instead of picking Tom Brady (who is good against ANY defense) […]

Fantasy Football – Week 17

“Sure Guze, go ahead, since I’m not ready to draft and you are, just pick who you want and send it to me in an email.” Boy, that was a bright idea. Guze picked a team, totally legally, which scored the most points that we have EVER had in ANY […]

Fantasy Football – Week 15

Ack! Another choke by yours truly and suddenly Guze has now pulled within two wins! Again, Guze picked a team that went over 100 and I picked some real duds. (Thanks a lot Payton Manning, you jerk.) 8-6. Starting to get a little nervous…

Fantasy Football – Week 14

You have to try really hard to suck as bad as I did this week. I mean, it’s like I purposefully sought out the WORST players of the entire league and put them on my team. (I didn’t by the way.) Normally you expect your players to each score between […]

Fantasy Football – Week 13

And victory edges ever closer. Thanks, once again, to Shaun Alexander, I have vanquished the Large One for another week. The standings are 8-4 and the stink of fear is palpable over the speakers when I speak with Guze on Skype. I guess it wasn’t such a smart idea to […]

Fantasy Football – Week 12

Disappointing. I picked two receivers who, together, only gave me seven points. Even a heroic effort by Ladanian Tomlinson, who accounted for just under half of my whole team’s points, wasn’t enough. Congrats to Guze for picking another team that racked up over 100 points, and as I write this […]

Fantasy Football – Week 11

Another close one. Which I won. It was still too close to call going into the final game on Monday. I was in the awkward position of being down a fair amount of points, but still having a running back to play. Unfortunately, Guze had the kicker for the same […]

Fantasy Football 2005 – Week 10

Wow, what an amazing weekend of football. Of course, I had to sit glued to my computer screen watching the stats refresh on all the games from the NFL website, but still it was exciting. First of all, Guze picked an incredible lineup. Guys who normally are a bit inconsistent, […]