I had to go to Rotterdam yesterday to my MBA school to take care of some financial matters. It seems that Sallie Mae, after telling both me AND the school that it would be a cold day in hell before they made out educational checks to a student, sent $30,000 in checks to the Rotterdam School of Management, made payable to the order of Brian Bishop.
At first I thought I could just sign them over. But no. Of couse, that would be too easy.
I now have to deposit them into my own bank, and then wire transfer them over to the school.
I could take all the money. Hop on the train to Amsterdam. Go to the Holland Casino. And put all the money on black.